Soaking … Lets Hope God isn’t a T.Rex [Sex]

What a surprise … another group of religious people who doesn’t practise what they preach. I have said it before. The definition of hypocrisy is religious people.

Chastity

The law of chastity is a moral code defined by the mormon church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). According to the church, chastity means that “sexual relations are proper only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully wedded as husband and wife.” Therefore, abstinence from sexual relations before marriage, and complete fidelity to one’s spouse during marriage, are required. As part of the law of chastity, the church teaches its members to abstain from adultery and fornication.

Soaking

Some call it “soaking.” Others: “parking,” “marinating”, “Provo Float.” or “dock and talk.” The definition, however, remains the same every time: when a person inserts a penis inside a vagina and… that’s it. No thrusting, no grinding, no climax. Just pop it in, and hold the fuck still. It’s “like ‘planking’ only your dick is inside of a Mormon,” Urban Dictionary explains.

The maneuver was allegedly popularized at Brigham Young University, a Mormon institution famous for insisting its students abide by church-dictated chastity. ”Soaking” is considered by some — including the church — to be a loophole. A former member remembers the term “insertion without thrusting,” being used freely at a Sunday lesson attended by teenage boys, adult leaders and the bishop.