Sorry to Say it, Cunt!
… but you’re Fired
This song has to be the best “Fuck off” song ever written to a politician. Although it’s funny as hell, it also have every single word hit him right in his carrot demon face. In 2 minutes and 17 seconds Van Buuren succedes with including a lot. not a single word is a filler. Below the video you get some lines from the lyrics, so you see what I mean.
“Who would have thought you where such a wussy, when America grabbed you by the pussy“
“Covid 19 is not the only thing you spread … Lies, Fear, Hate“
“You told your own voters to not vote by mail in a pandemic and that was your fail“
“Let me explain using your own logic: You see you find more Covid if you do more tests, and you find more results, when more votes get read. It’s crazy but that’s how counting works, I can show you if you share your tax returns”
“You had six bankruptcies, two divorces, two hundred days of tax payed golf”
“Fake news, fake hair, fake tan, fake smiles, fake offshore accounts on Cayman Isles”
“… and you finally suceeded in bulding a wall, surronding the White house, it’s ten feet tall”
“Now even Fox News hasn’t got your back“
When Sydney man Christiaan Van Vuuren was diagnosed with drug-resistant tuberculosis, he had no idea his experience would lead to a career in comedy. For six months he was quarantined in a 4×3-metre hospital room, not knowing how long it would take for a daily cocktail of drugs to start killing the infection in his lungs.
“For someone who was constantly moving, it forced him to slow down his lifestyle,” his brother Connor Van Vuuren said. “He was a social butterfly, suddenly stuck in this shoebox.”
Christiaan Van Vuuren was born in 1982 and is now an actor, writer, director and video blogger from Sydney, Australia. Van Vuuren was placed in quarantine in a Sydney hospital twice for tuberculosis. While in quarantine for six months, he gained fame via videos posted under the name The Fully Sick Rapper. He has since been featured on television programs such as Stan’s The Other Guy, BBC2’s STAG and Foxtel’s Top of the Lake: China Girl.
In 2014 and 2016, along with his brother Connor Van Vuuren, Christiaan co-wrote, co-directed and starred with Nicholas Boshier in the ABC television series Soul Mates; the three had previously collaborated on the web series Bondi Hipsters. And now he’s making his way around the globe via internet for his amazing Trump defeat song!